When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
they’ve had cute bras in large sizes for a while. call me when they hit size 46.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
I am so fucked.
This is just something silly that popped into my head <3
I’ll post an actual continuation to the highschool AU later on today u v u
- me: my hockey team sucks
- me: (◡‿◡✿)
- someone: your hockey team sucks
- me: (☉‿☉✿)
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